Git'cher Meatcard!

Ever thought of getting yourself a nice set of business cards to give to clients, show off to girls, or to just seem legit? Well now you can do all that and more with the meatcard! The meatcard is a custom laser-etched slab of real beef jerky with your info on it.

All orders are custom. No standard pricing yet. Everything’s negotiable. To get your meat hooks on a set of these, contact meatcards HERE.