*NEW* My Thoughts: Human Species

In the animal kingdom organisms are classified by rank. Rank is determined by a ladder of hierarchy. You can read more HERE.

For example, the order "Anura" (meaning tail-less AKA frogs) can be further classified by species "Litoria rubella" OR Desert Tree Frog in plain English.

SO, What if humans were classified into various species?



















Classification: Gluteus Maximus (Big and Chunky)
Population: Over 75 million in America
Characteristics: Greasy and lazy. Many have difficulty breathing. Very inactive. Some can eat up to 10,000 calories a day. More fat than muscle. But, without the Gluteus Maximus, the economy would take a dive. Fast food, Twinkies, and hospitals would be affected financially.


*Stay posted for more Human species in the future!*

P.S. All classifications are fictional